27 5 / 2012
- Yo: All scientists are hipsters, that's why they wear glasses.
- Yo: No.
- Yo: "I stopped working on electromagnetic induction. It was too current."
- Yo: No.
- Yo: "I used to have a passion for oceanography but I got sick of talking about the mainstream."
- Yo: No!
- Yo: "Of course I'm not a mathematician. Calculus-based models of the universe are SO derivative."
- Yo: ...
- Yo: "I'm an expert on geothermal vents--"
- Yo: Oh my God.
- Yo: "--They're probably too deep for you."
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27 5 / 2012
It’s crazy to think that in this very second right now. Someone’s dying. Someone’s cheating on their wife. Someone’s writing a suicide note. Someone just lost their daughter. Someone just got diagnosed with cancer. Someone just got in a car accident. Someone’s pregnant. Someone did cocaine for the first time. Someone just got raped. Someone took another person’s life. Someone hasn’t talked to their dad in years. Someone’s abusing their spouse. Someone’s signing divorce papers. Someone killed themselves. Right there. In that very second, all of that happened somewhere out there in the world.
and all i can do is continue to sit on tumblr
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27 5 / 2012
When people say “I can hear your music”
I’m just like
“So can I”
via sodamnrelatable
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27 5 / 2012
- Yo: Mum, can you help me with this project?
- Yo: No, you're old enough to do these things by yourself.
- Yo: It's a project on Harry Potter.
- Yo: GIVE ME THAT. CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. TELL EVERYONE I'VE GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST A+ YOU EVER GET, BUCKBEAK.
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